A Funny !!!

PostPost by: stuartgb100 » Mon Apr 07, 2008 5:55 pm

I'm been really struggling with with weird and inconsistent misfiring problems for the last few weeks, so feeling a bit low.

This email from my uncle lightened the gloom a little:

What is a 710?

A few days ago I was having some work done at my local garage.

A blonde came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten.

We all looked at each other and another customer asked, 'What is a
seven-hundred-ten?'

She replied, 'You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine, I have lost it and need a new one..'

She replied that she did not know exactly what it was, but this piece had always been there.

The mechanic gave her a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like.

She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710.

He then took her over to another car which had its hood up and asked 'is there a 710 on this car?'

She pointed and said, 'Of course, its right there.'


If you're not sure what a 710 is Click Here

http://www.hotautoweb.com/cogifs/710.jpg

Regards,
Stuart.

(hurriedly ducking for cover ........)
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PostPost by: tower of strength » Wed Apr 09, 2008 2:06 pm

its an old but gold one, we sent the apprentice to get a 710 cap, after showing him an example, he fell for it hook line and sinker much to the mirth of colleagues and the trade counter guys.

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